Talk About It Tuesday....30 Random Things

1. I hate clichés. Although I use them. This list probably being one.
2. I am disturbingly dead-on with directions. A definite aberration for a woman.
3. I have the same breakfast of champions, every day. Beef Jerky, a Soda (either Coke or Dr. Pepper). It has been my breakfast, every day, since I was 25 with the exception of when I was pregnant with the youngest punk.
4. I am hypersensitive to smells. And they often make me throw up.
5. I can't eat tomatoes without getting sick. I keep hoping that changes and continue eating them anyway.
6. I don't do fake or excessively feminine, which is funny because I am in the beauty industry. YUCK. Yet, I love: extensions, hair pieces, long finger nails, jewelry, and accessories (purses, boots, shoes, belts, and bling).
7. I have a hard time not wanting to correct people's bad grammar and spelling. It makes me cringe when I hear someone say " I seen" or "Let me ax you a question."
8. I am a true southern woman. I love BBQ, good manners, sweet tea, butter, funnel cakes, bacon, and cowboys. I also talk too much (if we are friends), ask too many questions, am too opinionated, and make too many lists.
9. I have several bad habits: not being punctual unless it involves money, becoming bored with people, buying too much jewelry, saying exactly what's on my mind, spoiling my punks, and making too many lists.
10. I believe in God. I am very grateful for the blessed life I have. I am very religious. I love to worship but don't always attend church.
11. I give all the people who are close to me, a nickname made up by me with a special meaning.
12. I am extremely loyal to those I care about and I am guilty of judging those I don't.
13. I am extremely anal retentive. My house and barn stays spotless yet the outside of my pick up is dirty, ALWAYS. I am extremely organized but I misplace things often.
14. I think men with a little gray hair are hot, probably because I know they are a little insecure about it. I hate it when a man has delicate or pale hands. It makes me want to throw up.
15. I like to be facing the restaurant or the doorway, not the wall, when out to dinner.
16. I prefer beef to chicken, bare feet to socks, Coke to Pepsi, lima beans to black eyed peas, and I don't like chocolate.
17. I have no desire to live anywhere other than Oklahoma and I could never live in a highly populated area happily. I am quite content to live in isolation.
18. I have better than perfect vision in one eye and am legally blind in the other.
19. I have a huge fear of public bathrooms and obese people (which is sad because I have become an obese person).
20. I honestly don't care if people like me, yet I am thrilled when I make a new friend. When I do they are usually a friend for life. I have never had many female friends because I don't like most females. Sometimes this disturbs me.
21. I burn bridges frequently. In fact, I firebomb them. If I cut you out of my life, I never change my mind.
22. I bite my cuticles when I get nervous. I pick my nose when I get a new set of nails. I am extremely quiet in large crowds and I cannot mount a horse from the right side since I was diagnosed with MS.
23. I rarely, if ever, carry cash. Yet I always have enough change for a pay phone or parking meter.
24. I am a typical woman driver and it doesn't bother me. In fact, I have had to take a field sobriety test twice and neither time was I drunk.
25. I prefer plants to flower and have quite the green thumb but I LOVE Calla Lilies.
26. I love being very intelligent but sometimes I am too smart for my own damn good. I never play dumb. EVER. And I always say exactly what I mean. If you ask me a question, ask what you want to know because I am a semantics person.
27. I am sarcastic, snarky, a smart ass, and sassy. But I am never rude.
28. If I am livid, I cry (and I hate to cry even though I do it often.). If you make me mad, I am often mean. I am a shameless flirt but am harmless.
29. I am a very good mom-mom. It is the best thing I do every day. I dread the day the punks no longer need me on a day to day basis. Being a mom-mom defines me and is the most amazing thing I have ever experienced, which is funny because I never want to be a mother.
30. There are two things I have never had, that I pray to one day have: To have one person who knows me, all of me and to experience marriage with the love of my life before I get much older, so that we may spend the rest of our lives together.