~Confessions of a Redneck Princess~

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Cowboy's Ten Commandments




translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language: Ten Commandments, Cowboy Style.)

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

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