13 Frequent Thought That Cross My Mind When Meeting Someone New
1. Why yes, I am rolling my eyes at you.
2. And this pertains to me because?
3. I wonder where he found that dirty legged tramp.
4. No, this isn't the Bohemian Cowgirl Salon. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
5. Please don't play the victim. I don't have time to explain the difference between the truth and what you want to hear.
6. Apparently, this dumb ass has a crack pipe busted smooth off in his ass, if he really thinks I am buying this line of bullshit.
7. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again? And by the way, you will fall for me.
8. There's no way in hell I am taking your check, let alone a postdated one. In God I trust, all others pay cash!
9. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
10. Why yes, Yes I am a bitch. Just not yours. Are you new here?
11. I'm a bullshitter myself but occasionally, I like to sit back and listen to an expert. Please Continue.
12. It's okay to hate me. I'm sure I talk shit about you anyways. Jealous much?
13. My eyes are right here. Yes, they're real. Yes, they're fabulous. And yes, your boyfriend/husband was looking.
